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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Sep 23, 2019 6:15am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Flyin' The Not So Friendly Skies w/ Tell

https://nypost.com/2019/09/22/plane-forced-to-make-emergency-landing-after-passenger-lights-up/

Hmmmm....

Who could this be? Let's look at the evidence:

1. Old hippie
2. Disrespects authority figures
3. Fashion sense is stuck in '73
4. Seems to like being the center of attention

And last, but certainly not least:

5. The article states:
- flight was headed from Phoenix to Minneapolis
- suspect allegedly admitted to being high on cocaine before he
locked himself in the bathroom
- the suspect took a swing at a fellow passenger before flipping
him off (this quote was cut off; it went on:...flipping him off and screaming
"Goddamnit!! 1985 was NOT superior to 68!! And CREAM was NOT a bunch of overrated bloated egos!!"

The evidence is clear. WT needs an intervention. And bail money. This post was modified by SomeDarkHollow on 2019-09-23 13:15:38

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Poster: Earl B. Powell Date: Sep 22, 2019 9:44am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Flyin' The Not So Friendly Skies w/ Tell

Given that the steam locomotive was probably the last mode of public transportation taken by his majesty, a little tension was bound to be expected. You know, overcoming gravity and all. On the other hand, I seem to recall that the DB Cooper case has never been resolved.

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Poster: William Tell Date: Sep 23, 2019 7:16am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Flyin' The Not So Friendly Skies w/ Tell

Can you believe it?!!

All of that after I plainly identified myself as the Prime Minister of our beloved Forum.

Besides, I was wearing my Smoking Jacket--what'd they expect?!

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Sep 23, 2019 7:20am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Flyin' The Not So Friendly Skies w/ Tell

Yes, that jacket was smoking.


The world is just a bit less classy without smoking jackets. Sure, less cancer and all, but we could use a bit of Hugh Hefner cool these days.

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Poster: William Tell Date: Sep 23, 2019 7:37am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Flyin' The Not So Friendly Skies w/ Tell

And another thing--if the seats keep getting smaller I will need something considerably stronger to fly in any comfort at all...and I wasn't actually locked in the toilet, I just couldn't turn around to open the door.

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Sep 23, 2019 8:58am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Flyin' The Not So Friendly Skies w/ Tell

I think my favorite part of the clip is the one idiot trying to start a chant of "Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey, hey, goodbye" and failing miserably. Like the lone guy in the bleachers trying to start the wave. I love apathy.

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Poster: user unknown Date: Sep 23, 2019 7:47pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Flyin' The Not So Friendly Skies w/ Tell

And those "medical issues" will save you 75% of the time. ;)

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Poster: ColdRain108 Date: Sep 23, 2019 8:56am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Flyin' The Not So Friendly Skies w/ Tell

my question is how did he smuggle a lighter onto the plane? I got anal probed last time I flew. Just saying. My dreadlocks and hoody were nice and clean.

I wonder if this was one of the "we'll buy you a ticket out of town" situations to solve the drug addict homeless problem - send them somewhere else...Problem solved! Except this one got "returned to sender"

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Poster: Reade Date: Sep 29, 2019 9:59am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Flyin' The Not So Friendly Skies w/ Tell

The sender in this case must've been Central Casting. The epitome of the Stoner Dude archetype.

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Sep 23, 2019 10:06am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Flyin' The Not So Friendly Skies w/ Tell

Nope. This one is not welcome back in the compound. He kept getting into fights with people over what is the best Eleven ever played. He had to go.